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Our services
Serious services (but with a touch of humor)
30 years behind the wheel, no scares or drama. We may not be the prettiest, but we’ll get you there best.
Real taxi drivers
We may not be as handsome as in the photos, but we’re certified and drive better than your brother-in-law with the BMW.
Over 30 years of experience
Thirty years behind the wheel and still going strong, with a perfect record: 0 passengers dead. Not magic, just skill.
We don’t get mad if you call at 3 AM
We’re available 24/7, so call us anytime. But if you call just to ask what time it is, we’ll hang up.
Professionalism and Trust with Bilbao Airport's Official Taxi Service
Taking an Official Bilbao Airport Taxi Isn’t Just Transportation—It’s a Guaranteed Success
Taking an official Bilbao Airport taxi isn’t just a ride—it’s a guarantee of success. Not just anyone can drive our taxis; it takes more than holding a steering wheel, yelling at the car in front, or eating a calamari sandwich while driving. Our drivers are certified, trained, and supervised by FEMADE, the official Bilbao Airport taxi association, which ensures impeccable service. There’s no room for improvisation here—we’re predictable and boring, but punctual and professional. Maybe not the sexiest service, but we guarantee you’ll get home. If you’re looking for an adrenaline rush, try a roller coaster instead.
Our cars go through more inspections than a politician during election season. Test after test, we make sure everything is in top shape. We’ve never had a wheel come off mid-ride, which is more than some can say.
And what happens to the cars that no longer meet our standards? We sell them cheap to the competition. So, if you see a taxi with a door that randomly opens on turns… well, now you know.
As for luggage transport, we can carry almost anything. And we say "almost" because the last time we said "everything," the police caught us with a body in the trunk (long story, don’t ask). Don’t worry—we’ve cleaned up, and it hasn’t smelled for a while now.
If you’re planning to run away without paying, keep in mind that we’re well-trained. Half-marathon pace: 4 min/km. If you run faster, you might have a chance—but remember, our state-of-the-art cars can hit 200 km/h in under 10 seconds (even faster with our Teslas). Your call.
Had one too many drinks? No worries, we’ve got a special kit for that. We’re not like those drivers who ditch you when you need to get home the most. We also have strict conversation rules: we’ll only talk about Athletic Club if you’re a fan. If you support Madrid or Barcelona, we’ll talk about the weather. Politics? Don’t even try.
And finally, if you and your partner get a little carried away, don’t worry—we have a strict policy: we don’t look back. But please, kicking the driver in the face is strictly forbidden. Last time it happened, we nearly ended up in the river.
Your taxi in Bilbao: safe, professional, and with more stories than a bar at 3 AM.
Comfort, discretion, and cleanliness
Pay however you want, but pay
Guaranteed confidentiality
Spotless cars
You can lick the deluxe leather seats. We’re not saying you should, but you could. No sandwich crumbs or ancient French fries here. Extreme cleanliness, but without that overpowering hospital disinfectant smell.
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